I hear ya!

Today I was at the library and couldn't help but get a kick out of the sign that was in front:
"Please be careful of the geese, they are nesting and can be very aggressive."
How do I get one of these for my front yard? "Please be careful of the Jenn, she is nesting and can be very aggressive."
It would just make my life so much easier.

Rare, Vintage Antiques from 1987

Okay--what seriously annoys me?
When people on eBay list something as vintage and then say it was made in 1987.
Not only was I ALIVE in 1987--but I was 5 years old.
I guess that makes me vintage? I don't think so pal! I can barely stand the fact that all the kids at the drive-thrus now call me "maam", (I recently asked one of them if I looked old enough to be a "maam"--I think he swallowed his retainer).
But now things from my childhood are being referred to as vintage???? Give me a break!
I'm not old okay people.....
now my husband...that's another story ;)